What a Gas

This past weekend was filled with such wonderful things. A trip with my husband to National Harbor. A relaxing day at the pool. A farting birthday card...

Yeah. You heard that right. Hallmark has officially outdone themselves with their newest concept in greeting card hilarity: the farting birthday card. Of course my husband found it to be too much to resist and purchased it for me for my birthday. Touching. Reminds me of the time that my father gave my mother a vacuum cleaner for her birthday.

And just when you think one farting birthday card was enough, then came a second! Unfortunately for my children, the second one doesn't fart, but it's all about farting. And it was addressed to me from (of all people) my mother.

So I have to wonder; is my family trying to tell me something? Well, in the event that they are, I did purchase some Beano. But now I'm wondering if I should buy stock in it...

P.S. Did you know that Beano's Web site has an introductory video about their "University of Gas"? No? Check it out: www.beanogas.com. Classy.

P.P.S. Pull my finger.